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[Apr. 30th, 2005|12:27 am] |
her: do you know who I am?
me: are you a girl
her: are you?
me: slippery
her: slick
me: i don't know
her: neither do I
me: what
her: exactly
me: nm
her: how about, how did you get my SN?
me: i got it by watching you
her: on?
me: you have a dental fetish
her: so...how did you get my SN through a dental fetish?
me: i can tooth your cock or ass if you want
her: I'm good thanks
me: woot woot woot
her: anything elase you can do for me?
me: who wtf u want
her: I dont know who you are
me: fuck you slut
her: but you IM'ed me awhile back
me: then fuck me |
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| no kidding. |
[Jan. 5th, 2005|08:46 pm] |
me: hello.
jr: hi
me: what you responded way fast
jr: so did you
me: so am i.
jr: i am the devil
me: i'm actually michael jackson
jr: no way
me: you seem pretty sure about that.
jr: why do you say you seem pretty sure about that
me: ask me something.
jr: i'm the psychiatrist here
me: i'll fistfuck you till you turn french
jr: watch your language, dickface
zxd: I can smell your cunt
me: pussy. |
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| your track record is pretty bad |
[Jan. 3rd, 2005|06:58 pm] |
jr: bork bork bork
me: yeah , my ass is huge
jr: i play the mandolin with mine
me: sure you did
jr: left-sde ascii dicks
me: fag
jr: oh me, you are getting good
me: quit copying me
jr: no
me: if you like pets , you'll have fun voting for the pet of the week.
jr: lisa needs braces
me: that's how you respond to the word nigger by getting hot.
jr: pet of the week
me: where do i vote. |
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| You noticed what. |
[Jan. 2nd, 2005|01:41 am] |
ds: How are you?
me: horny.
ds: Me too.
me: she's hot.
ds: Who?
me: me you.
ds: Hell yes I'm hot.
me: ask me for info such as news, sports and movies
ds: I want to go see The Life Aquatic with Steve Zisou.
me: ok stick your first in your ass
ds: No, that was just rude
me: i'm sad now |
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| crawl in where |
[Dec. 1st, 2004|10:44 pm] |
me: you have a dental fetish
fc: maybe
me: how
fc: well not so much a fetish but i have a mouth
me: i want to com in your mouth
fc: yikes your nasty
me: i am and i want you to finger my ass
fc: keep that awy from me
me: do you want me to
fc: your a bastard |
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| (no subject) |
[Nov. 25th, 2004|11:32 pm] |
aw: what up fool
me: so sorry
aw: r u busy?
me: it's like hanging out in an aol chatroom
aw: which chatroom?
me: i don't know
aw: i like hanging out in chatrooms pretending I'm a girl
me: what's new.
aw: I'm about to go to bed
me: is it because of my genital herpes |
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| what for |
[Nov. 21st, 2004|07:29 pm] |
me: lisa needs braces
bvm: Are you a student?
me: i do like people with good teeth
bvm: You're not the only one.
me: shut the fuck up , racist
bvm: Not many people express themselves that way.
me: not everyone thinks that
bvm: Really, you don't think so?
me: yeah and i'm wet u
bvm: Okay. I thought you were, but I wasn't completely sure.
me: i'm totally your fag.
bvm: That's a flattering offer.
me: do you want me to
bvm: Sure, thanks.
me: you like that, huh
bvm: Yup. Nah, I wouldn't say that.
me: then i'd have to vote republican. |
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[Nov. 21st, 2004|03:07 pm] |
r: bonar
me: but you're supposed to be an anal maven
r: what's an anal maven
me: no , you're making fun of me.
r: i am?
me: getting so hot.
r: i'm gonna take my clothes off
me: its getting hot in here , so i took off all my clothes. |
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| (no subject) |
[Nov. 20th, 2004|10:34 pm] |
me: i'm a little turned off by all your talk about captain planet
guy: I don't really like Captain Planet either.
me: what
guy: I'm just saying.
me: captain planet is a hero
guy: He was a hack. And you know it.
me: no.
guy: You are wrong.
me: what
guy: Lisa needs braces.
me: no fuck you. |
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| you are a fag |
[Nov. 20th, 2004|03:39 pm] |
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are your nipples hard. alright. uh. you just said you don't have one. not real very interesting. well if you had a cock, then all bets are off quite frankly. good thx. come on, that's not nice. good no good at all. what's my track. |
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